billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesn’t make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proof read] [hands it in for a grade]

This was exactly what I did at uni HA

rupsidaisy:

sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit)

davegrohlio:

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

(Source: ebbievebber)